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I mean, seriously, it took him 35 days to figure out what any other president would have figured out in ten minutes.

He got shivved by Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter, ran around claiming the 'sky is falling/national emergency,' and after 35 days it was just a big nothing burger.

EXCEPT American workers and the economy got hurt.

His first negotiation out of the box with  Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and he was 'not ready for prime time.'

Trump intimated this afternoon he still might cry 'national emergency.'

But, if there was a national emergency, he would have called it now, right?

But, there's not a national emergency.

'The Art of the Deal' my ass...

Good news for George Herbert Walker Bush: As of today, he is no longer the biggest wimp ever to serve as President of the United States.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 25, 2019

Donald Trump’s day so far:

- Ends shutdown without wall
- #TrumpCaved is trending
- Nancy Pelosi piles on
- Ann Coulter goes berserk
- Trump is losing his base
- Roger Stone arrested
- MUELLER IS COMING
- They’re all going to prison
- It’s still only 6pm

— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) January 25, 2019

Seth Meyers Takes "A Closer Look" At Trump's Epic Healthcare Fail

On last night's Late Night with Seth Meyers, Meyers took "A Closer Look" at Donald Trump's healthcare fail last week.

Some funny, funny stuff - and all of it based in truth.

It's especially worth watching for the first minute which recaps several instances of Trump on the campaign trail telling voters how easy it will be for him to "make deals" in Washington.

You remember - "Nobody knows the system better than me."

Followed by smirk and a shrug.

Said Meyers: “Look at that face. That’s like the freeze frame of a ’90s sitcom dad at the end of an episode. You almost expect credits to roll.”

Oops - Conservative Super-PAC Runs Ads Thanking GOP For Repealing Obamacare

Oops.

The Republican super-PAC, American Action Network, prematurely bought air time to congratulation House Republicans for keeping their promises to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act.

Except - as we all know - the House GOP failed to pass their own legislation yesterday.

In fact, there wasn't even a vote.

NCAA basketball fans were probably confused when these ads ran in several markets last night.

This really is amateur hour, isn't it?

Basketball fans around the U.S. treated to prematurely-bought ads congratulating Republicans for repealing Obamacare https://t.co/voB1PTWfud pic.twitter.com/L6SaU6T4lJ

— Deadspin (@Deadspin) March 25, 2017

Donald Trump Panders (Badly) To Hispanics On Cinco De Mayo

Should I mention that Taco Salads aren't even on the menu at Trump Tower Grill?

#Pandering #Fail

Hillary Clinton's campaign team didn't miss a beat reminding folks how Trump REALLY feels:

“I love Hispanics!” —Trump, 52 minutes ago https://t.co/b9mv7nUduN

“They’re gonna be deported.” —Trump, yesterday https://t.co/HzFWUT1XFl

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 5, 2016

Type JebBush.com And See What Happens

Guess what happens when you type JebBush.com into your browser?

Kinda funny. Kinda not.

From CBS News:

As it turns out, the Bush campaign doesn't own jebbush.com. The domain name is owned by a company called Fabulous.com Pty Ltd., an Australian company that helps people monetize their internet domain names. The site was apparently created on Nov. 19, 1997 and updated on Oct. 20, 2015, according to a domain registration search.

Both Jeb Bush's and Donald Trump's campaigns have denied involvement.

The Bush campaign also doesn't own www.jebbushforpresident.com. That domain name is owned by a gay couple encouraging readers to "have a Chat, Share Viewpoints, and Learn from Each Other." Jebbushforpresident.net is an anti-Bush site created by "a loyal Florida Republican in the hope of saving the Republican party from supporting Jeb Bush for President."

Seriously. He couldn't even register his own domain. How is he going to be president?

Donald Trump Botches Bible Reference At Liberty University

Donald Trump bungles Bible verse giving convocation at Liberty University

But remember y'all - Donald Trump is a BIG fan of the Bible.

Donald Trump gave the convocation at Liberty University — a Christian school in Virginia — on Monday for Martin Luther King Jr. day.

And he decided to throw in some scripture.

“Two Corinthians, right?” he announced. “Two Corinthians 3:17. That’s the whole ballgame.”

The Donald seemed to be referencing the second letter to the Corinthians, or “Second Corinthians.”

Not “Two Corinthians.” No one says "Two Corinthians."

Clearly Trump was attempting to curry favor with the verse which reads, “Now the Lord is that Spirit: and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.”

Other GOP campaigns and the Twitterverse were thrilled to jump on the bungle:

Director of Faith Outreach for Marco Rubio:

"Two" Corinthians... It won't matter. Nothing seems to matter.

— Eric Teetsel (@EricTeetsel) January 18, 2016

Rapid Response Director for Ted Cruz:

What is "Two Corinthians?"

— Brian Phillips (@RealBPhil) January 18, 2016

Donald Trump Knows The Bible So Well He Misquotes It At Christian University https://t.co/MGcmzwPTce by @katherinemiller i

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) January 18, 2016

. @realDonaldTrump does not appear to know that it's "Second Corinthians" not "Two Corinthians." https://t.co/IgMW9xcqTf

— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) January 18, 2016

Trump bungles Bible reference at Liberty University https://t.co/UMxa9rQqxZ | Getty pic.twitter.com/V0CIHUWTXR

— POLITICO (@politico) January 18, 2016

And just a reminder of when Trump was asked his favorite Bible verse...

REMINDER: What happened when Donald Trump was asked what his favorite Bible verse was: pic.twitter.com/SvBASzBSST

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) January 18, 2016

#FAIL

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Funny: Bodybuilder Flexing #Fail

Earlier in the week we had a businessman learn the hard way that the workplace is no place for football in a tight suit.

Now, check out uber-suave bodybuilder who gets a little too cool for school flexing for the camera.

Made me laugh just a little :)

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Rick Santorum Finds One Lone Attendee At Iowa Campaign Event

Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum arrived at an Iowa campaign event where he was greeted by just one lone face.

Via Raw Story:

The Des Moines Register reported that Santorum decided to order lunch when he saw that Audubon County Republican Party Chair Peggy Toft was his entire audience at a restaurant in Hamlin.

“I haven’t eaten, actually, all day,” the candidate told Toft.

By the time his meal of tenderloin and onion rings showed up, so had three other voters, according to the Register.

At a small table in the restaurant, Santorum explained to Pastor Glen Meyers and the other listeners that same-sex marriage was threat to the family and religious liberty.

“This is where the left is saying, ‘Here is what your belief system should be, and anyone who does not toe the line, you’re a hater, you’re a bigot, you’re intolerant and you will not be tolerated,'” he insisted.

Santorum said that low turnout was all part of his plan.

“People don’t understand. One guy in there said, ‘I’ll speak for you at the caucus,'” he remarked. “That’s maybe eight votes that you wouldn’t otherwise get. Eight votes can make a big difference, as I know.”

#Bless #RoughToBeRick