Funny: Michael Henry Explains 'This Is How You Handle A Breakup'

Michael Henry know just how to handle a break-up

Funnyman Michael Henry shares this short clip on “How to handle a breakup.”

No, not your breakup - your friends’ breakup.

It seems time is of the essence since ‘Ken’ and ‘Joe’ hid the skids two days ago, which means Henry needs to spring into action to try and snatch up one of the wounded lovers asap.

Apparently, Ken and Joe like to go from relationship to relationship, so they are prime targets for Henry’s amorous approach.

Why you ask?

Because, according to Henry, recently uncoupled gays are already trained in many areas: how to be partnered, how to be affectionate, how to share, how to compromise, and more.

Plus, fresh out of a relationship, either Ken or Joe might need a “young, supple, fresh, firm shoulder for them to shed their tears on,” and Henry thinks he has just the shoulder to offer.

But apparently, for all of this to work, there has to be a masterplan to orchestrate the new relationship without being obvious.

To see how 'evil genius' Michael Henry calculates the best way to seize the day, hit play below or click over to YouTube here.

Laughs aside, has anyone ever seen anything remotely like to this in real life? Do love-hungry gays swoop in when a duo splits up?

Meme Of The Day

It's an age-old story... LOL

Funnyman Michael Henry Chats Up Meatball In Latest Episode Of 'Nailed'

Meatball

Funnyman Michael Henry shares his latest episode of Nailed, featuring Meatball.

From Henry: "I had the Pleasure of interviewing my dear friend Meatball. She over shared with me her issues with intimacy, her money problems, and trauma from her childhood then I said to her, you know were filming right? I can't use this.

"Then she switched gears and talked about fisting for 20 min."

Meatball has a terrific 'smile through the confusion/non-judgey' look about her for much of the segment.

Gus Kenworthy Gets 'Nailed' By Michael Henry

Michael Henry and Gus Kenworthy

Olympic skier Gus Kenworthy sat for an "interview via manicure" with comedian Michael Henry in this episode of Henry's new series, Nailed.

To pass the time during the manicure, Henry inquires about a whole host of subjects in Kenworthy's life like being an outdoorsy person, if he has openly farted in public, how he’d feel about someone rifling through his rubbish, being haunted by Henry's pervy ghost, if he enjoys slapping folks in the face, Spam, if he would choose erections over solid food for a week, being an Alpha, and more.

Gus Kenworthy

Henry's quirky humor lands as always, and Kenworthy shows a talent for taking part in the witty repartee.

Check it out below.

There's A Town In Michigan Called 'Gay Hell'

YouTuber Elijah Daniel bought a Michigan town and renamed it 'Gay Hell'

I’ve been told a few times in my life that as a gay man I’m going to hell.

Well, at least now, I have directions to the place.

YouTube personality Elijah Daniel, in an act of rebellion against the Trump administration’s ban on U.S. embassies flying the rainbow flag during Pride Month, decided to buy a town known as Hell, Michigan and renamed it ’Gay Hell.’

ahead of pride month Trump’s administration put a ban on embassy’s flying pride flags.

so as of today, I am now the owner of Hell, Michigan. I bought the whole town.

And my first act as owner, I have renamed my town to Gay Hell, MI.

The only flags allowed to fly are pride. pic.twitter.com/AKOcZm2Jvm

— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) June 17, 2019

Daniel followed up in another tweet, “Y’all told me I was gonna go to hell for being gay my whole life so I bought it and made it fully gay. F*ck you homophobes.”

YALL TOLD ME I WAS GONNA GO TO HELL FOR BEING GAY MY WHOLE LIFE SO I BOUGHT IT AND MADE IT FULLY GAY FUCK U HOMOPHOBES

— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) June 17, 2019

In Daniel's Gay Hell, the ONLY kind of flags allowed to be flown are Pride flags.

And don’t worry about getting bored - there’s stuff to do in Gay Hell.

Like, visit the local library (funded by ‘Damnation University’), or if you’re feeling amorous, get married at the local wedding chapel.

Gay Hell, Mi has everything. A library, a place to lock your love in Gay Hell, and even a WEDDING CHAPEL TO GET GAY MARRIED IN HELL! pic.twitter.com/mt2RzgraEx

— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) June 17, 2019

Even the weather seems to be cooperating with the new owner’s theme:

can we appreciate that the weather currently in gay hell, mi is 69 degrees pic.twitter.com/3NYzm4CCsx

— annie! (@cloudycomets) June 17, 2019

Daniel has nearly 600,000 subscribers to his YouTube channel and became engaged to his boyfriend, Sam, this past January.

Back in 2017, the 25-year-old shared on Twitter, "If Donald Trump, a REALITY STAR can be our president there's no reason why I can't be a politician."

And so, after calling 50 different towns, he paid $100 to become ‘mayor for a day’ in Hell and ‘outlawed’ heterosexuality in an effort to mock Donald Trump’s treatment of Muslims.

“When I found out it was for sale, I was like ’sh*t, I’ve gotta buy this now,’” he told Sky News.

One couple who visited Gay Hell snapped a pic next to the town’s “love locks’ and tweeted, "Our gay love and legal marriage is forever cemented on the gates of Hell. It's what @s8n would want."

CONGRATS. LOVE IN GAY HELL IS FOREVER. https://t.co/AkvRhGVA1f

— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) June 18, 2019

Daniel says most of the reactions he’s seen have been positive, and that folks understand it’s “just a fun joke.”

This is one of the most inspired fucking things I've seen in I don't know when. Bravo.

— STEVE HUFF (@SteveHuff) June 17, 2019

This place has EVERYTHING... pic.twitter.com/381HYfQMyR

— Mr. BoJangles (@jraaro1) June 18, 2019

Funnyman Michael Henry Challenges "Masc/Fem" Gay Couple Stereotypes

Michael Henry (L) and Sachin Bhatt (R)

Funnyman Michael Henry is back with a new video challenging gender norms and sexual stereotypes.

This time, he's joined by Chad Westbrook and Sachin Bhatt heading to the ice cream store.

When Bhatt goes to get his phone in his car, Michael and Chad get to talking about whether Chad is the assumed 'fem' member of the couple.

Chad has an epic gay meltdown, until Sachin makes a startling confession.

Watch below.

SNL: Emma Stone Is Desperately Seeking 'Deidre'

Emma Stone is desperately seeking 'Deidre'

On Saturday Night Live last night, Emma Stone played an actress who takes her small part in a gay porn film way too seriously.

At one point, trying to flesh out the one-line role, she ad-libs a bit much to the director's chagrin.

Director: "Uh, just say what's in the script."

Stone: "I was just trying to access 'Deidre.'

Director: "There's nothing to her. People are just going to scroll past so they can get off. She has no past, no future. She exists only to be cheated on."

And yet, Stone continues to explore and delve into every small bit of 'Deidre' she can find.

If you've ever acted, you've probably met a version of Stone's character. Watch below.

'Will & Grace' Reel Highlights The Series' Fashion Don'ts Of Its Stars

Sean Hayes (L) and Eric McCormack (R) of Will & Grace

A new highlight reel from the producers of Will & Grace focuses on the fashion 'don'ts' of the shows four stars - Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Megan Mullally, and Sean Hayes.

The description of the clip, titled, "The Fashion Police's Greatest Busts," references New York Fashion Week (currently underway) reading, "It's Fashion WEAK whenever someone misses the style mark."

A third season of the revival has already been ordered for next fall.

Will & Grace airs Thursdays at 9:30/8:30c on NBC.

My Favorite Thing Today: You Have Three Islands

(image via Unsplash/BenKlea)

My favorite thing today.

Maybe even "year to date."

My Twitter friend, Jude, pointed up this post (via a Facebook page) from an anti-gay hater about how being gay isn't natural, blah, blah, blah...

My first instinct was to point out that 'nature' doesn't segregate us. Nature puts us exactly where we should be, and all is right with the world.

Plus, straight people make gay babies, so, there's that.

But it turns out there are people far more fun than me.

Check out these responses. It gets sooooo good! It looks like a lot to read, but I promise it's worth it.

Funny: What If Kevin Spacey Turned To Infomercials?

There’s lots of news going on around the upcoming January arraignment of Oscar winner Kevin Spacey regarding allegations of sexual assault.

Ever since the explosion of reports of inappropriate sexual misconduct began over a year ago, the bad press has made employment options for Spacey understandably slim.

His agents fired him, his publicist fired him, his manager fired him. I mean, what’s he gonna do?

Perhaps there’s work to be had as… an infomercial pitchman?

That’s what the funny folks at VegBurger envision in this neatly-edited parody video which riffs off Spacey’s recent creepy YouTube video

Watch as Spacey extols the virtues of “Stiff Cup” - a nearly indestructible coffee mug - as “too strong, too powerful.”

The Stiff Cup is also, apparently, very easy to use (“Wouldn’t that be easy? If it was all so simple?”).

For the low, low price of $49.95, you not only get your own Stiff Cup - wait, there’s more - but a beautiful ‘designer ring’ just like the one worn by Spacey in House of Cards.

Watch the clever clip below.

(h/t Towleroad)

Thanksgiving Cooking Lesson: "Just Put The F*cking Turkey In the Oven"

Aunt Mary from San Francisco has this professional advice for you on Thanksgiving day: "Just put the f*cking turkey in the oven!"

Salt, butter, cranberry, gravy and pinot noir makes it all better LOL

Parody: 'GOP Jesus' Explains It All For You

Over the past few years, folks have wondered how evangelical Christian Republicans can go along with the stunning hypocrisy that is Donald Trump.

Obviously, the answer has been that as long as conservatives get what they want out of a Trump presidency (Supreme Court justices, anti-LGBT legislation, etc...), they're ok holding their noses and sticking with their guy.

Now, the folks at Friend Dog Studios have come up with a 'GOP Jesus' that aligns more closely with their beliefs.

Check out the video below where 'GOP Jesus' addresses many of the conflicting messages coming out of some Christians including adultery, immigration, health care, the War on Christmas, family separations, the golden rule, and gay people.

Here's what the hypocritical really mean:

“Love your neighbor as yourself - unless you are better than your neighbor, then tell them that they’re weird, and you don’t want to bake them a cake.”

"What has a man profited if he gained the whole world but loses his soul? A lot! He's profited a lot. One soul for the whole world? That is an amazing deal!"

"If a man strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him and shoot him. That is the law."

Watch below.

New From Michael Henry: The Gay Bottom Mafia Can Find You

Clint Keller in 'Wow, You Have a Beard!'

Comedian Michael Henry loves to hold up his magic mirror to the gay community to show us how ridiculous we can sometimes be.

In his new video short, “Wow, You Have a Beard,” Henry bumps into his buddy Daniel (played by Clint Keller) and is immediately aware that Daniel is somehow ‘different.’

Could it be the new wardrobe? (No.)

Maybe the new Pilates workout routine? (No.)

Perhaps it’s the peace Daniel’s found from meditating? (No.)

Henry zeroes in on the issue: Daniel’s new manly facial hair.

Henry immediately feels betrayed saying, “I thought you were one of us - I thought you were femme!”

Clutching his pearls, Daniel assures Henry he’s still a member of the bottom bunk club.

But it's too late.

As Henry points out, “They’ve already found you - the gay bottom mafia!” Cut to a shot scanning the park with several gay men (“the hungry, hungry bottoms”) in beckoning positions.

“They can smell your exhuming testosterone now,” says Henry.

Even though Daniel doesn’t think he’s that “masc,” Henry quickly runs down the checklist: hairy chest, deep voice and an ability to curse like a sailor.

Check, check and check!

Worse yet, the ‘TopFinder’ app has found Daniel (“Top located - has beard!”).

Be that as it may, Daniel is flummoxed by his situation.

“What am I to do?,” asks Daniel. “I can’t top all of these men, I have errands to run.”

While Daniel is amazed a beard could hold so much virile power, Henry explains, “It’s your entire sexual persona now - you’re straight-passing.”

How could this be? Daniel is a proud bottom, a Bravo TV watcher, and a ballet instructor.

Finally, though, Daniel does find the one way to defuse his new macho status.

Hit the play button to find out how Daniel gets out of this hirsute headache.

Henry does raise a good question about how gay men label and identify based on choices like dress and grooming.

Do beards really make us more appealing? And do gay men assume fur automatically makes us more ‘masculine?’

You can find more of my coverage of funnyman Michael Henry here.

Brain Break: Adam Rippon Riffs On The Return Of Pumpkin Spice

Ah, October.

When most of the U.S. finally falls into autumn and a whole bunch of folks do a happy dance for all things pumpkin spice.

In fact, the venerable Pumpkin Spice Latte is already back in residency at Starbucks marking the 15th consecutive year of the concoction, which the coffee giant says is its most popular seasonal beverage.

With that in mind, Cosmopolitan asked Olympic bronze medalist Adam Rippon to sample several different pumpkin spice products as part of their ongoing “Adam Rippon Riffs On” series.

Of course, you have to begin with the aforementioned PSL from Starbucks, which Rippon awards a healthy “4 pumpkins.”

Next up, pumpkin spiced Kahlua which clearly takes awesome Adam by surprise. “Shut the video down, this is f**king amazing,” raves Rippon.

He then pours the liquer into the latte, and bam! We have a 5-pumpkin winner!

Rippon moves on to food next tasting a pumpkin spice bagel with pumpkin spice cream cheese. Who wants to guess how that works out?

Annnnd, back to the Kahlua latte.

Pumpkin spice Frosted Flakes with pumpkin spice almond beverage? #seriously?

The cereal acquits itself well, but the almond beverage is apparently some serious version of nasty.

In fact, there’s only one way to salvage this breakfast. Want to take a guess?

Take a four minute brain break and watch our favorite self-declared “America’s sweetheart” take on pumpkin spice below.

The Late Show: Kim Jong Un Responds To Trump Using The L-Word

Over the weekend at a rally in West Virginia, Donald Trump told his followers that not only do he and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un have a great relationship, they "fell in love."

However, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert seems to have found proof that the North Korean dictator isn't exactly on the same page as the Trumpster.

Donny - he's just not that into you.

Watch below.

People Will Talk...

(via Facebook)

'Summer Penis' Is A Real Thing

(photo credit: Charles Deluvio)

Folks on the internet are excited about the latest Twitter topic: summer penis.

Apparently summer penis is a real 'thing' - and folks love 'things.'

'Summer penis' is the concept that men’s junk gets bigger during the warmer, summer months because everything swells when it's hot.

MEL Magazine wrote about this last month, and social media definitely had some fun with the idea.

Altogether now:
🎵Summer Penis, had me a blast
Summer Penis, happened so fast🎵

— Matt Wain (@TheMattWain) July 25, 2018

Thinking about growing out my penis this summer.

— Paul 🏃 (@paulludwig) June 9, 2018

Free band name.

"Summer Penis"

You're welcome :)@kevinandbean

— Kevin Ryder (@thekevinryder) August 2, 2018

i can’t wait for my summer penis to come in

— naz (@Nazario1017) July 30, 2018

Henry Cavill Enjoys Getting Called 'Daddy' On The Internet

Henry Cavill

Superman star Henry Cavill gave Buzzfeed some time to read 'thirsty' tweets about him, including one cheeky tweet about his 'super' manhood.

The hunky actor read a tweet that says: ‘Henry Cavill definitely exudes big dick energy and to make it even better I’m 99% sure he’s actually big, I’m weak just thinking about it.’

‘Thank you,' he replies. After a pause, he adds, 'Why the 1%?, I ask?

He then smiles and says: ‘And furthermore, no comment.’

The Man from U.N.C.L.E. star also gets asked is also asked: ‘Do you get called daddy a lot?’

Cavill reads a few more internet missives, including:

‘I would let Henry Cavill split me in half I’m just gonna say it’

‘Henry Cavill could leave me on read at 4:30, text back at 8:47 and I’d reply at 8:46.’

Watch the cute video below.

Funny: "HBO Should Show More Dongs"

Have you ever noticed the amount of female nudity on HBO? Why not some "full frontal" from the male characters?

A few years ago, the ladies of College Humor called out HBO demanding equal time for their viewing pleasure asking for more 'Full Monty' from men on the premium channel.

Even today, they have a point, don't they?

"We're not saying 'no more boobs," say the girls. "We just think you should show dong."

"I want a little 'Dude Tube' on my 'Boob Tube,'" says another.

They even point out the easy opportunities the channel blew. "You had a show called Hung about a guy with a big d*ck - and we never got to see it??”

"Game of Thrones? We were promised a 'storm of swords.'"

The ladies even have suggestions - like two guys showing naked peen comparing sizes.

"Ooh, and it's a tie, so then they have to wrestle naked and there's some cross-dong action."

I think these ladies have a point here. And to be fair, they come with a compromise: “For every minute we have to sit through this dumb double standard, you owe us an inch of Grade A man meat.”

Nothing's really changed has it?

It's time to level the playing field, HBO. What do you say?

Watch the video below.

Funny: Stephen Colbert Recaps The Wild & Wacky Arizona GOP Primary

Taking a look at the upcoming mid-term elections, Stephen Colbert offers his recap of the wild and wooly Republican primary happening down Arizona way.

"It's a classic Arizona match between "Chemtrail lady," "Revenge porn guy" and "Sheriff Convict" in what I'm calling, "Showdown at the 'This is not OK' Corral."

Watch below.

(tip by TheOUTfront)