Grandson explains "wingmanning" to his grandfather

Grandson tries to explain "wingmanning" to his grandfather.

Cell Phone Crashing at Disneyland

You know when folks talk really loud on their phones in public? What to do? What to do?

You Cell Phone Crash them. Just start pretending you're on the other end of the call.

Here's a few more "Cell Phone Crashing" videos.

(h/t Towleroad)

Video: Pillow Fight Prank

So, Zaid likes to walk up to strangers and, tossing his potential "opponents" a pillow, tries to see if they will engage in a surprise pillow fight.

Some do.

Some don't.

Take a look.  I think his last "victim" could benefit from a slightly better sense of humor...

Ex-Men: Angel

Professor X fires Angel because he can "only fly."

There's a series of these from The Pete Holmes Show.

Seeing-eye person

Hipster hires "seeing-eye-person" so he can keep texting without looking up...

New Zealand ad for "deck" maintenance

You know, in a New Zealand accent, the word "deck" sounds a little different.

Maybe a one note joke, but it's silly for a Sunday morning.

NYC: Competitive hot dog eating contest new record - 69 wieners!

New record of 69 wieners!

The jokes write themselves, folks...

Joey Chestnut has now won this 7 consecutive times.  He wins the title plus $10,000.

Sonya Thomas won in the women's category by downing almost 37 dogs.

I've only ever seen these kinds of contests in the movies. Imagine how you train for something like this?

(via WallStreetJournal)

Headline of the Day

Um, wow.

Details.

(via JMG)

Atlanta: Tony Awards news fail

Tony Awards news fail. Bless his heart.

"Cicely Tyson won her first Tony for 'The Trip to Beautiful Pippin' or 'Bountiful Pippin' I should say..."

"Kitty Boots" won the musical 2013 Tony for Best Musical...."

Oh well, he got Tony Awards right.

Bless.