What's Happening Here? - Bodybuilder In Faux Blue Jeans

My buddy Matt Rettenmund at Boy Culture shared this today and I found it, umm, interesting.

The sound effects kind of make the whole thing come together.

Bodybuilder Michael Hoffman Has A Sale Going On For His Videos

Bodybuilder Michael "I'm Totally Not Gay" Hoffman shared a video apologizing for taking "fans" money for x-rated videos and not delivering them.

“I know there are a lot of forums with people talking about how I have taken money and not returned any videos. I have done that, I’m not gonna lie.” says Hoffman.

He then announces a fire sale on his homemade X-rated videos: get 14 videos for the now-low price of $250!

The story of Michael Hoffman just gets stranger and stranger. But remember - he's totally NOT gay.

(via Gaily Grind)

Fitness guy Michael Hoffman Wants You To Know He's Totally Not Gay

So, apparently, this is a bodybuilder/fitness model named Michael Hoffman.  Hi Michael!

It would seem that he now cannot go out in public without getting stares because, apparently, he's well-known. Or at least he thinks so. I'd never heard of him.

Well, I'd never heard of him until word ran around the inter webs that there were videos of him masturbating out there in the great unknown. (Google his name, you'll find them...)

It would seem he's released "flexing" videos for years that tease how hot he is. Apparently, he finally recorded video of him giving you the full monty.  And when I saw full monty, I mean FULL.

In any case, Mr. Hoffman shares this video to explain why he did the videos in the first place.

You'll be shocked to learn it did it - gasp! - for the money.

(I've never heard of such a thing.)

Apparently he made $10,000 doing the videos, and yes, there are more out there.  Somewhere.

'I was naive about it thinking they would never get online but someone started the whole thing posting them online. It is what it is, can't do anything about it.'

'It's humiliating, it's embarrassing. Can't really walk around without being like looked at weird,' he says.

Oh - and he's TOTALLY not gay. You see, he respects the gays, but he's not one.

Got it? He's NOT gay.

There.

By the way, he does have a great body. No denying that.  Check the video and body shot below.

Good luck Mr. Hoffman.

UPDATE - November 26, 2014:

Apparently Mr. Hoffman is back with a new "workout video." Totally NSFW. If you're interested, check it here.

I do have to say - great body.