Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts

Thursday, November 12, 2015

A Blond Bryan Hawn Parodies Bieber's "I'll Show You"


When Bryan Hawn lip-syncs "I'll Show You" by Justin Bieber, he makes good on his promise to "show" us something worth our while.

I always love Hawn's earnest videos wherein he shows us his more than considerable "assets."

Take a brain break and enjoy.

You can follow Bryan on Facebook here.




Saturday, November 7, 2015

Justin Bieber Comes Up Short In Trying To Shade The Divine Miss M

In an interview with Billboard Magazine this week, music pop-tart Justin Bieber tried to shade movie/music legend Bette Midler, but was quickly eclipsed by the interwebs.

When Bieber's dad tweeted about a recent nude paparazzi pic of the Bieb, exclaiming his son's apparent endowment, Midler fired off a typically "divine" response.



So, this week, Bieber attempted to throw shade the Divine Miss M's way:

“This Britt Meddler,” says Justin, unintentionally mangling the stage-and-screen legend’s name. “I don’t even know who that is, honestly. I wanted to immediately say ‘Who is this lady?"

Midler didn't miss a beat:



And, of course, some quick-minded Twitter genius launched the "Britt Meddler" Twitter account with this missive:





Friday, October 9, 2015

Awkward Tweet Of The Day



Ok, so the award for "Most Awkward Tweet of the Day" goes to Justin Bieber's father, Jeremy, who sent out the above tweet upon seeing the recent naked pics of the Bieb, which apparently shows he's packing some serious junk.

I haven't seen the pics - I can't stomach Justin Bieber. But, now we know where Justin gets his "charming" ways.

The twitterverse was appropriately horrified.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

SNL Skewers Justin Bieber With Parody Calvin Klein Underwear Ads


Justin Bieber (Kate McKinnon) strips down for a new set of Calvin Klein underwear ads.

I'm guessing this is what the photo shoot with the Biebs was realllllly like.


Saturday, January 10, 2015

GIF Of The Day: Justin Bieber


Much has been made of the photoshopping of the Biebs for his new Calvin Klein underwear campaign.

This GIF of the "before" and "after" pics of little Justin made me laugh.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Petition launched to honor Orlando Bloom for taking a punch at Justin Bieber


Earlier this week, one of the biggest celebrity stories had to do with actor Orlando Bloom taking a swing at singer and constant punk Justin Bieber.

There's basis for friction between the two as apparently Bieber flirted with Bloom's wife Miranda Kerr back in 2012, leading to their divorce.

Then, Bloom is rumored to have spent time with Bieber's ex-girl friend Selena Gomez.

Two days ago in Ibiza, things escalated at a local hot spot making Bloom an international hero to those folks who have lost patience for the childish antics of Bieber:

“Justin was at one table, and Orlando was at another,” a source told us. “But when Bieber and his party were later walking past Bloom’s table, Orlando refused to shake Bieber’s hand.” Then, “Bieber said something rude to Orlando, like, ‘She was good.'”

And that's when a fist went swinging at the Biebs.

Now, a petition has been organized calling for honoring Bloom with his own national holiday for his heroic stance against the pop-tart:

On a fateful evening this July 29, 2014 actor Orlando Bloom fed the Pop Music miscreant Justin Bieber a knuckle-sandwich on behalf of the entire civilized world.

This is something you, as the leader of the free world, must reward with an executive order declaring July 29 as a national holidayhonoring Orlando Bloom.

We compel you to do right by every civilized and cultured human being walking this earth by exercising your power for this most just of causes.

You may familiarize yourself with the story by reading this:

http://feedington.com/orlando-bloom-swings-on-bieber

Clearly there won't be a holiday named for taking a swipe at an asshole like Bieber.

But it's fun to think so...

Friday, March 28, 2014

Taco Bell to Canada: You get breakfast when you take Bieber back


Ahhhhh, hahahaha....

I love this.

Taco Bell's president, Mr. Brian Niccol, took part in one of Reddit's popular "Ask Me Anything" chats this morning to talk on the launch of the chain's newest offering: a breakfast menu.

But the BEST of the interview? When asked when the new menu would be offered in Canada, Niccol responded "When you take Bieber back."

Makes my day... 


(source)

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Seth Rogen: "Justin Bieber is a piece of sh*t"

https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/426418298637406208

Seth Rogen dropped by Bravo's Watch What Happens Live Wednesday night to explain a tweet he posted back in January in which he called spoiled brat pop star Justin Bieber a piece of excrement.

Rogen made clear his words were not taken out of context:

"Justin Bieber is a piece of s---," the Knocked Up star told host Andy Cohen. "He's obnoxious, he's ungrateful, he's insincere."

Plus, Rogen added, "He puts people's lives in danger."

I've always liked that Seth Rogen. Smart guy.

(via People)

Monday, March 10, 2014

Justin Bieber swears at court reporter in Miami disposition


Well, in case anyone needed further proof what a jerk and basic waste of anyone's time Justin Bieber is, check out his douche-bag behavior below during his deposition (via TMZ) for a lawsuit in which Bieber is accused of directing his bodyguards to attack a photographer.

Bieber can barely bring himself to whisper answers, so when the court reporter asks him to speak up since she can't hear a "yes" from a "no" he learns how to speak up enough to be an asshole.

In another clip from TMZ, when asked if Usher discovered him, Bieber disses his mentor and says he was actually discovered on YouTube. The best part ... he clearly was trying to say he himself was instrumental in his success, but instead he says, "I was detrimental to my own career."

Well, at least HE knows the truth.

Can anyone explain why teenage girls think this is so cool?


Thursday, February 20, 2014

Billboard of the day: Loser keeps Bieber


The billboard, owned by Command Transportation, features pop star Justin Bieber sandwiched by Blackhawks stars Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews with the message "Loser keeps Bieber."

Kane and Toews play for Teams USA and Canada, who face off Friday at 11 a.m. in an Olympics men's hockey semifinal.

I have to laugh out loud at this.  Little Bieber has grown more and more of an annoyance with his bratty behavior wherever he goes.

I guess it's "loser gets the loser."

(via DNAinfo)

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Surprise headline of the day: Justin Bieber

http://t.co/ehRHVODoIr

As if this would be a surprise to anyone.  This is in regard to the pop tart illegally drag racing and resisting arrest in Miami Beach last week.

The Hollywood Reporter has more details that won't surprise you.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Tweet of the day: Seth Rogen

https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/426418298637406208

Justin Bieber arrested for DUI, resisting arrest and more

Justin Bieber smiling for his mug shot

Above you see "Canadian idiot and usually late to his own concerts" recording artist Justin Bieber posing for his mug shot in Miami last night.

Bieber was arrested for DUI, drag racing, resisting arrest, driving with an expired license and some other stupid stuff that his handlers should have kept the idiot from doing.

From TMZ:

The police report says ... Bieber was defiant from the get-go, yelling at the cops, "Why the f**k are you doing this?"  He also yelled, "What the f**k did I do.  Why did you stop me?"

When the officer tried to perform a routine pat down, Bieber said, "I ain't got no f**king weapons, why do you have to search me?  What the f**k is this about?"  Bieber claimed he wasn't drunk and coming back from recording music.  That's not true, because we knew he was at a club.

Now the basis for the resisting arrest charge -- Before the pat down, as Bieber got out of the car, he "kept going into his pants pocket."  The cop ordered him to put his hands on the vehicle, and Bieber initially complied but soon took his hands off the car, turned and then cussed out the cop. The cop then grabbed Justin by the right arm, Justin pulled his arm away, and said, "What the f**k are you doing?"

The report says Justin was driving between 55 and 60 MPH in a 30 MPH residential area.

Bieber is now in custody and is at the police department where he is being tested -- presumably to more precisely measure his blood alcohol level.  Our law enforcement sources say Justin was given a field sobriety test at the scene ... and failed.

Aren't we all tired of this?  WHAT do young girls see in this punk?  They think he's "cute" so all the bad behavior is to be ignored?

Word is he could be deported if convicted of a felony charge.  His high powered lawyers and record label will keep that from happening, but we can only dream.

In related news, we should all feel sorry for Buzzfeed writer Ryan Broderick, who tweeted a screen capture of his Tweet Deck feed covered with Justin Bieber mug shots.


Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Justin Bieber pees in janitor's mop bucket



From TMZ: a video of Justin Bieber behaving badly in a NYC restaurant kitchen, pissing in janitor buckets, and spraying photos of Bill Clinton with cleaning fluid.

Writes TMZ: "Justin Bieber is an oblivious, self-important little twit who goes out of his way to make the working man's life miserable -- just watch this video of the singer pissing into a restaurant mop bucket ... and laughing like he's the king of the world."

I've never really thought much of this guy - when I was his age we'd have called him a punk - and now I think even less of him.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Jon Bon Jovi calls Justin Bieber out for being late: "Go to f***in’ work!"

Jon Bon Jovi is a real American rock star. He has the pedigree, he is the real thing. Been there, still doing that.

So when he calls Justin Bieber out for being late to his own shows, you've got to know you're hearing from an elder statesman of rock - so pay attention, Mr. Bieber:

In an interview with the London Evening Standard, the 51-year-old musician slammed Bieber for showing up two hours late to a concert at the O2 arena in March.

"Every generation has guys that do that, none of that is new," he told the newspaper of Bieber's tardiness. "They run the risk of disrespecting their audience members who have worked hard to pay for their ticket, to give you the permission to take two or three hours of their lives — or in that kid’s case, 80 minutes of their lives."

The rocker told the U.K. paper that Bieber needs to know that keeping his fans waiting isn't cool, and he can't let it happen again:

“Do it once, you can be forgiven. Do it enough times and shame on you. They won’t have you back. Then it just becomes a cliché. It’s really not cool — you’re an asshole. Go to f***in’ work!”

(via Huffington Post)

Monday, May 20, 2013

Justin Bieber receives Milestone Award at Billboard Awards, gets mocked while accepting award



Justin Bieber, while accepting the brand new first ever "Milestone Award for musical ingenuity and innovation," said he was not a "gimmick" and asked to be taken seriously at the Billboard Music Awards.

As he took the podium to accept his award, the cheers began to be mixed with boos, which clearly took Bieber aback. He stood without speaking for a lengthy amount of time, before addressing the dissenters.

Said Bieber: "I'm 19 years old, I think I'm doing a pretty good job. From my heart, I really just want to say, it should really be about the music, it should be about the craft that I’m making. This is not a gimmick. I’m an artist, and I should be taken seriously, and all this other bull should not be spoken of.”

Friday, March 8, 2013

Shirtless Justin Bieber recovering at hospital

Shirtless Justin Bieber tweets from a hospital in London

After having trouble breathing during his concert in London, Justin Bieber was treated with oxygen but returned to the stage to finish his concert.

Afterwards, Justin was taken to the hospital where he tweeted the shirtless pic above to let his fans know he was doing fine.

Very thoughtful of Justin.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Shirtless Justin Bieber tweets abs pic from gym

Justin Bieber tweeted a self-pic of his abs with the caption "Back in the gym."

I know girls lose their minds over him, but somehow this still seems like some kind of teen porn or something since he's only 18.