Waitress Accused Of Spitting On Eric Trump

Eric Trump (R) with his brother Don Jr. (L)

The New York Times reports that a Chicago waitress apparently spit on Eric Trump, one of Donald Trump's sons, while he was having dinner on Tuesday night.

An official with the Trump Organization, where Mr. Trump is an executive vice president, said the woman who spit on him was immediately handcuffed and detained by the Secret Service and the Chicago police. She was released after about two hours when Mr. Trump decided not to press charges.

Officials with The Aviary released an unsigned statement Wednesday describing “an unfortunate incident” that “occurred between an employee at The Aviary and Eric Trump.” That employee has been placed on leave, the statement said, adding that restaurant officials did not witness the reported spitting.

I don't condone acts like this, but as others have similarly paraphrased, I'm guessing he wasn't her type?

And for those folks saying what a wonderful person Eric is, and wondering how folks would have reacted if Obama's daughters had been spat on, I would point out Eric kills innocent animals for fun, and has been accused of stealing from cancer charities, so...

Trump whined about it the nutjobs at Breitbart News, saying the waitress “clearly has emotional problems.”

“For a party that preaches tolerance, this once again demonstrates they have very little civility,” he said. “When somebody is sick enough to resort to spitting on someone, it just emphasizes a sickness and desperation and the fact that we’re winning.”

TO RECAP:
- Eric Trump got spit on at a bar in Chicago
- NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch got fired
- NRA TV got shutdown
- The Dixie Chicks are putting out a new album

Today is a good day so far.

— God (@thegoodgodabove) June 26, 2019

I think it’s safe to say Eric Trump is no one’s type

— Danny Ocean (@The_UnSilent_) June 26, 2019

Eric Trump was allegedly spat on. The same Eric who killed exotic African animals for sport? The same Eric who stole money from children with cancer? I really don’t care, do u? #ThoughtsAndPrayers

— Matt Wittig🇺🇸🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 (@MattWittig) June 26, 2019

The server who spit on Eric Trump was detained by police for over 2 hours, I can't believe it took that long to finish photos and autographs

— Ron Placone (@RonPlacone) June 26, 2019

Eric Trump Tries To Troll Kellyanne Conway's Husband - It's Doesn't Go Very Well

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George Conway, also known as the husband of White House senior adviser Kellyanne Conway, is a frequent critic of Donald Trump.

That must make for interesting chit chat at the dinner table in the Conway home.

That said, Eric Trump, in another attempt to prove his less-than-stellar intellect, criticized George on Twitter calling out what he perceives as "disrespecting" Kellyanne's place of employment.

This little episode began when George Conway responded to a Trump tweet calling out the

File under “18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1512” https://t.co/e4ZGVn1kJi

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) December 3, 2018

The code Conway cites is in regard to laws prohibiting witness tampering. Under 18 USC 1512(b) it is illegal to “cause or induce any person to withhold testimony.”

That seemed to have triggered young Eric:

Of all the ugliness in politics, the utter disrespect George Conway shows toward his wife, her career, place of work, and everything she has fought SO hard to achieve, might top them all. @KellyannePolls is great person and frankly his actions are horrible.

— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) December 4, 2018

Folks had a little something to say about that. Not only did Twitter users clap back at Eric, but Conway retweeted the shade.

👀 pic.twitter.com/u06Fcw6qZY

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 4, 2018

Of all the ugliness in politics, the utter disrespect the Trumps show toward the rule of law, the presidency and its place of work, and everything this nation has fought SO hard to achieve might top them all. Donald Trump is terrible person and frankly his actions are horrible. https://t.co/fEtH3MLcyN

— Ian Bassin (@ianbassin) December 4, 2018

How does noting that your father engaged in witness tampering today disrespect Kellyanne Conway? https://t.co/kvwvVB4hcp

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) December 4, 2018

Ellen DeGeneres To Eric Trump: I Don't Have Time For 'Deep State' With My Gay Agenda Meetings

Ellen DeGeneres was recently surprised to see her name was trending on Twitter and, unfortunately, it wasn't because of her new game show "Ellen's Game of Games."

No, it was due to Eric Trump - officially the dumbest Trump - pondering if Ellen was a member of the political conspiracy known as the "Deep State."

Ellen addressed Eric's concerns in her monologue today after first trying to figure out who Eric is ("Which one is Eric? Did he kill the elephant or the cheetah?”).

“I just wanna say, Eric, I am honored that you think that I’m powerful enough to be part of a government conspiracy,” said Ellen. “I am sorry to disappoint you, I am not part of the Deep State. Even if somebody wanted me to be involved, I don’t have that kind of time. I’ve got my gay agenda meetings on Mondays. I’ve got on Wednesday Beyoncé and I host an illuminati brunch. And then Portia and I on the weekends are desperately trying to have a baby so I can’t. I don’t have time.”

DeGeneres did, however, point to the most logical cause as to why she would show up in Eric's Twitter feed:

“It could be a conspiracy or it could be because your sister Ivanka follows me on Twitter, and your sister Tiffany follows me on Twitter, and maybe you should follow me," she said. "I mean, because I post a lot of cute videos.”

Watch below.

I woke up to discover I was part of a government conspiracy called #DeepState. Here’s what I have to say about it. pic.twitter.com/YbyrUgxA4T

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) January 4, 2018

News Round-Up: January 3, 2018

Some news items you might have missed:

• Actor and fitness model Lony Pizarro (above) proves not every shirtless pic happens at the beach or in a bathroom :)

• Looks like actress Ellen Page and gf Emm Portner heard some wedding bells recently. #Congrats

• Kenneth-in-the-212's "Wrestle Wednesdays" are plenty reason to get through the week ;)

• The ISIS executioner who beheaded gay men has been captured in Iraq

• Eric Trump, attempting to retake the mantle of "Dumbest Trump," accused out talk show host Ellen DeGeneres of being a part of the "Deep State" conspiracy. You know, that "Deep State" thing about elected government officials - which Ellen is not...?

• A gay couple in Houston was kicked out of their Uber at 4AM by their driver after exchanging a sweet kiss.

• It's no wonder the guys over at NewNowNext are suddenly rugby fans. Who knew sports could be so much fun?

Eric Trump Wins "Dumbest Trump Of The Day" Award

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President Donald Trump on Monday called Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) "Pocahontas," an attack he uses often, during a White House event celebrating Navajo Code Talkers.

Just to remind you, here's the video:

Here's the video: Trump calls Elizabeth Warren 'Pocahontas' while honoring Native American code talkers: "You were here long before any of us were here. Although we have a representative in Congress who they say was here a long time ago. They call her Pocahontas." pic.twitter.com/hjZ5MInDDf

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 27, 2017

Unfortunately, his son Eric decided he wanted to compete with brother Don Jr. again for the high honor of "Dumbest Trump."

Eric picked a fight with an ABC News reporter arguing since ABC's parent company is Disney, and Disney made the animated feature Pocahontas, the reporter has no standing to say using the word "Pocahontas" is "offensive."

The irony of an ABC reporter (whose parent company Disney has profited nearly half a billion dollars on the movie “Pocahontas”) inferring that the name is “offensive” is truly staggering to me.

— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) November 28, 2017

You get where this is going, yes? Right over Eric's head.

Eric, let's have a chat.

Try to keep up. 1/

— Frederick Douglass (@gettinnoticedmo) November 28, 2017

First, lets start with irony.

I know you used it in your tweet, but tbh, you prob don't know what it means.

i·ro·ny
noun
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect. 2/

— Frederick Douglass (@gettinnoticedmo) November 28, 2017

Okay, now lets break down the ABC reporter/ Disney thing.

Using the word "Pocahontas" as the title of a movie about, "Pocahontas" is not offensive. It would be weird if they called the movie something else. That's kind of how history works. You don't get to make up names. 3/

— Frederick Douglass (@gettinnoticedmo) November 28, 2017

Now, when your dad used "Pocahontas," he wasn't actually talking about Pocahontas. He was talking about Elizabeth Warren. That's how it becomes offensive. Does this make sense to you? Maybe you need examples? 4/

— Frederick Douglass (@gettinnoticedmo) November 28, 2017

Example 1:

If I am talking about you and I say, "oh, its Eric Trump" - not offensive.

If I see some person (not you) on the street with a fucked up looking face and teeth and say "Hey, are you Eric Trump?" - offensive 5/

— Frederick Douglass (@gettinnoticedmo) November 28, 2017

Eric Trump doesn't understand the difference between Disney making a movie about the actual Pocahontas, and his dad calling a white senator "Pocahontas." https://t.co/0IW4GqKdrW

— Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) November 28, 2017

Ummm, bright eyes, that movie was about celebrating the actual person Pocahontas. Your father using it as a term of derision for a Dem senator in front of heroes is what is offensive.

— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) November 28, 2017

For all those who say calling someone Pocahontas isn’t a racial slur would you say the same if the President called someone “Booker T.” Or “Confucius” or “Menachem” as a way to highlight question of African or Chinese or Jewish ancestry?

— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) November 28, 2017

Eric Trump "Disgusted" By Charity Coverup Being Exposed

Eric Trump is all upset this morning because he got caught lying about money his "charity" raised via a golf tournament at his dad's golf club.

As the story goes, it seems the Donald charged his son's charity over $1 million for use of the club for the events. So, it would seem the donors money went into his dad's pockets not to children.

Via ThinkProgress:

On Tuesday, Forbes reported that Eric Trump has diverted more than $1 million donations to his kids-cancer charity to Trump golf courses. These costs were incurred during the Eric Trump Foundation’s annual golf fundraiser. But according to charity experts, “the listed expenses defy any reasonable cost justification for a one-day golf tournament.”

The golf fundraiser was marketed as an opportunity for donors to have nearly their entire gift go to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, since the golf and other services were provided free of charge.

A former employee of the club, however, told Forbes that beginning in 2011, the charity was charged for the use of course and other services. Ian Gillule, membership and marketing director at Trump National Westchester, said the club began billing Eric Trump’s foundation after Donald Trump “had a cow.”

“I don’t care if it’s my son or not — everybody gets billed,” Donald Trump said, according to Gillule.

The payments by the charity to the Trump Organization for its one-day tournament were also confirmed by a former member of the Eric Trump Foundation board. And the payments increased dramatically over time — from $46,000 in 2011 to $322,000 in 2015.

Eric Trump appears to have gone to significant lengths to cover up these payments. Last year, he told Washington Post reporter David Fahrenthold that none of the money actually went to the Trump Organization.

Rather, Eric Trump insisted, the money was simply passed from the Trump Organization to “to cover the cost of outside vendors.”

Eric Trump was enraged last July when Fahrenthold asked about the money claiming, “It’s disgusting. It is so disgusting what’s happening. I’m saving dying children. We do tremendous good for people. And you’re sitting there tearing us apart.”

At the time, Eric pointedly said the Trump Organization made "zero" from the charity events. That doesn't seem to be the case now.

Fahrenthold asked Eric Trump yesterday whether he lied last year when discussing the charity. Now the story seems to be the Trump Organization didn't "profit" from the events.

I got this statement from @EricTrump abt @forbes story. I asked what he meant by "profit." Will update when I hear. pic.twitter.com/tuSXFLIfwt

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) June 6, 2017

Eric also spoke to Fox News' Sean Hannity this week to rant on the Democrats for blocking his dad's agenda. “I’ve never seen hatred like this,” he said. “To me, they’re not even people. It’s so, so sad. Morality’s just gone, morals have flown out the window and we deserve so much better than this as a country.”

Trump Kids Upset By Kathy Griffin's Implied Violence

(via Twitter)

Trump Sons Offer Access To President Trump For $1 Million "Donation"

Remember when Donald Trump accused Hillary Clinton of "selling access" to the government via donations to the Clinton Foundation? Which by the way never happened...

Check out the Trump situation:

First, Ivanka Trump tried to market her $10K bracelet thanks to her wearing it on 60 Minutes.

Now, the Trump boys, Eric and Don Jr., are literally selling access to soon-to-be President Trump.

Via Mediaite:

Donald Trump‘s adult sons are apparently behind a new nonprofit organization that’s offering access to the president elect – if you’re willing to pay up. The Center for Public Integrity reports that Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump are board members for the Texas-based Opening Day Foundation, which will be holding an event in D.C. on the day after Trump’s inauguration ceremony.

In the meantime, Opening Day is accepting donations that will go to unnamed “conservation” charities, and big donors will be rewarded with some high-value prizes.

According to a brochure published by TMZ, the organization’s biggest donors will be able to snag rewards like inauguration tickets, autographed guitars, and hunting trips with the president-elect’s children. The package offers go up to $1 million and the high-level perks include access to a “private reception and photo opportunity” with Trump.

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(h/t JoeMyGod)

Madonna Trolls Trump Bros For Big Game Hunting

It will come as no surprise that Madonna is no Donald Trump fan.

See her post via Instagram as she trolls the brothers Trump for their horrid killing of beautiful animals for "sport."

How Big of. Pussy Do you have to BE to kill this Noble Animal for sport? Just ask Donald Trump Jr and his brother Eric. One more reason to vote for Hilary! 🙋🇺🇸

How Big of. Pussy Do you have to BE to kill this Noble Animal for sport? Just ask Donald Trump Jr and his brother Eric. One more reason to vote for Hilary! 🙋🇺🇸

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Aug 31, 2016 at 11:23pm PDT

Eric Trump: Dad Ran For President Because Folks Stopped Calling It A "Christmas Tree"

Speaking to right-winger James Robison earlier this week, Eric Trump explained several of the "reasons" why his dad is running for president.

Along the way, Eric erroneously says that the National Christmas Tree has been renamed "Holiday Tree."

“He opens up the paper each morning and sees our nation’s leaders giving a hundred billion dollars to Iran, or he opens the paper and some new school district has just eliminated the ability for its students to say the pledge of allegiance, or some fire department in some town is ordered by the mayor to no longer fly the American flag on the back of a fire truck,” Trump told James Robison in an interview posted this week.

“Or he sees the tree on the White House lawn has been renamed ‘Holiday tree’ instead of ‘Christmas tree,’” continued Trump. “I could go on and on for hours. Those are the very things that made my father run, and those are the very things he cares about.”

Psst, Eric - that's not true.

Eric also says he thinks his dad should get extra credit for running since he really "does not need the job."

Reading through the interview, you can't help but notice Eric really likes the phrase, "There's no question..." He uses it over and over again in the span of a few minutes.

What is it about Trump's and their love affair with absolutes?

Eric Trump: Ivanka Trump Could Be Vice-President Because She's "Beautiful" & "Smart"

The Hill reports that Eric Trump, son of presumptive GOP nominee for president Donald Trump, has declared his sister based on her intelligence and "beautiful looks" is qualified for the vice-presidency.

Eric Trump on Thursday floated his sister Ivanka Trump as a potential running mate for his father.

“She’s got the beautiful looks, she’s smart, she’s smart, smart, smart,” Eric Trump said Thursday on Fox News. “She’s certainly got my vote.”

Trump noted that his sister will turn 35 just before the election — the minimum age required by the Constitution to be president or vice president.

“She just makes that by about seven, eight days,” he said, calling Ivanka Trump “a machine.”

For a campaign that denounces any kind of sexism is in play in this election cycle, I have to wonder why Eric Trump made a point of describing her appearance as part of her qualifications...?

Eric Trump: Waterboarding "Is No Different" Than What Happens At Frat Houses Every Day

Eric Trump, son of GOP White House hopeful Donald Trump, believes waterboarding is akin to chugging beer:

“You see these terrorists that are flying planes into buildings, right? You see our cities getting shot up in California. You see Paris getting shot up. And then somebody complains when a terrorist gets waterboarded, which quite frankly is no different than what happens on college campuses and frat houses every day. And, you know, the man would keep this country safe. There is no question about it.”

Bolding is mine.