Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Announces White House Departure

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Donald Trump tweeted today that White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders will depart the White House at the end of June and return to her home state of Arkansas.

After 3 1/2 years, our wonderful Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving the White House at the end of the month and going home to the Great State of Arkansas....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2019

....She is a very special person with extraordinary talents, who has done an incredible job! I hope she decides to run for Governor of Arkansas - she would be fantastic. Sarah, thank you for a job well done!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2019

Sanders has defended Trump's obvious lies since 2016. Out of frustration, she basically ended the practice of holding White House press briefings.

The reaction from the Twitterverse was exactly what you'd expect:

Sarah Sanders once told the press she hopes people remember her as “transparent and honest.”

Sadly, I don’t think that one’s gonna happen. 👋

— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) June 13, 2019

Possible replacements for Sarah Sanders...

- Tomi Lahren
- Scott Baio
- A bedazzled Swastika
- A Gallon Ziplock bag full of dog shit
- The curly hair gun girl in the beige leotard
- A MAGA hat full of dildos
- Kid Rock
- Diamond
- Silk
- A Bible signed by Trump

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 13, 2019

Before Sarah Sanders leaves...

Let me tell her one thing...

Go fuck yourself, you lying horrible human being.

Ok I feel better.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 13, 2019

Donald Trump is looking for a new Press Secretary.

Job Description: Professional Liar https://t.co/2SiQiAHN5b

— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) June 13, 2019

But now who's going to not hold press briefings?

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) June 13, 2019

Sarah Huckabee Sanders handled her job like a drunk person at a traffic stop denying she's in a car at all.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) June 13, 2019

Sarah Sanders is ending her tenure as chief gaslighter.

Throughout her time as Press Secretary, she has blatantly lied to the people on behalf of a President who has shown an unprecedented disregard for America's laws, norms, and basic sense of decency.

History won't be kind.

— Rantt Media (@RanttMedia) June 13, 2019