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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un used his New Year’s Day address to warn the U.S. not to test him while striking a softer tone with South Korea, including the possibility of sending a delegation to next month's Winter Olympics.
"The entire United States is within range of our nuclear weapons, a nuclear button is always on my desk. This is reality, not a threat," Kim said in the annual address. "This year, we should focus on mass-producing nuclear warheads and ballistic missiles for operational deployment. These weapons will be used only if our society is threatened."
So, of course, Donald Trump had to whip out his Twitter account and slap back tweeting:
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
And the crowd goes wild:
“A nuclear war cannot be won and must never be fought. The only value in our two nations possessing nuclear weapons is to make sure they will never be used. But then would it not be better to do away with them entirely?”
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) January 3, 2018
Ronald Reagan, 1984 State of the Union
Trump just tweeted that he has a bigger nuclear weapon button than North Korea. We might just be doomed. He’s tweeting about nuclear war like it’s a PlayStation Game.
— deray (@deray) January 3, 2018
— 💙ANGEL💙 (@Kismetangel1) January 3, 2018
At least we now know when Trump tries to launch nukes he'll push the button and it won't work and he'll say "this never happens"— Josh Barro (@jbarro) January 3, 2018
It only looks bigger because of your small hands, Donnie.— Brian Indolfi (@BrianIndolfi) January 3, 2018
Seriously, @realDonaldTrump, just whip your dick out already. I'm sick of this shit. Let's get it over with.— Noah Antwiler (@TheSpoonyOne) January 3, 2018
Hey, I don't want to see that withered bastard any more than you do, but if we're going to measure dicks, let's just fucking do it.
Hello 2014,— Sammy Paul (@ICOEPR) January 3, 2018
Sammy here, from the future.
In this timeline Donald Trump (from The Apprentice) is president of the United States.
This is a tweet (they're 280 characters now) he sent about how his nuclear button is bigger than North Korea's.
Please step on some butterflies. https://t.co/8QPkIRqE89
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