As Metro News reports, a gay couple came home recently to find their front door vandalized by a homophobic jerk.
But instead of stewing in anger, the gays responded in absolutely fabulous style:
"We regret to inform you that you completely failed to use glitter paint and/or sequins, your work looked rushed, and your handwriting was positively atrocious.
"It is for these reasons that we had to remove your work from our door with sandpaper.
"Fabulously yours, The Gays in Apt. 611."