"Why gays shouldn't be allowed to marry"

I wish I could say this was a true parody of opponents of marriage equality - but sadly many of the anti-gay folks out there sound just like this...

Funny to watch, but the reality is this IS the opposition. Most of the folks who would deny equal rights to the LGBT community wouldn't see the "over the top" nature of this video.

Now excuse me as I go marry my ice cream...