Rapture Pick-up Lines

Is that a tribulation in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Am I dead angel? Cause this must be heaven...

Care to see my rapture shelter?

Let's do it like there's tomorrow.

Come to Jesus.

We're gonna be outta these clothes soon anyway...

Game over. Let's f*ck.

I promise I'll be gone when you wake up.

So you have herpes - what's your point?