Trump Trolls Hillary, Hillary Claps Back With 'Mean Girls' Meme

Why is Trump so obsessed with Hillary?

As I recently reported, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has definitively announced she will not be running for president in 2020.

Donald Trump couldn't wait to twiddle his little thumbs over the keyboard of his iPhone to troll Clinton, writing, “(Crooked) Hillary Clinton confirms she will not run in 2020, rules out a third bid for White House.” Aw-shucks, does that mean I won’t get to run against her again? She will be sorely missed!"

(Insert sarcasm)

“(Crooked) Hillary Clinton confirms she will not run in 2020, rules out a third bid for White House.” Aw-shucks, does that mean I won’t get to run against her again? She will be sorely missed!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 5, 2019

But Hillary clapped back FTW with a reference to Mean Girls:

pic.twitter.com/nK9t5Voc6K

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 5, 2019

Hillary Trolls Trump On Copying Her Campaign Slogan

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton trolled Donald Trump and the Republican Party on his use of the phrase "Stronger Together" at his El Paso, Texas, rally last night.

Trump repeated the phrase during his speech, and the GOP tweeted the phrase out superimposed on an image of the Trumpster.

Hillary was clearly flattered they liked her campaign slogan, so she encouraged them to "copy my plan on health care, a fairer tax system and voting rights."

Now copy my plan on health care, a fairer tax system, and voting rights. https://t.co/AGyA6ZHl1R https://t.co/OuFklznJgf

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 12, 2019

After Trump Lauds Bible Study, His Former Pastor Says He Never Entered The Church Doors 'Not One Time'

Donald Trump

On Monday, Donald Trump took to Twitter following a segment on Fox & Friends which reported on the idea of bible study becoming an option for students in Indiana schools.

At the time, the Trumpster wrote, "Numerous states introducing Bible Literacy classes, giving students the option of studying the Bible. Starting to make a turn back? Great!"

But today, Trump's former pastor at New York City’s Presbyterian Marble Collegiate College, David Lewicki, trolled the prez saying Trump not only didn't attend bible study himself, but he never entered the church.

As Lewicki writes, "Not one time."

#burn

I was @realDonaldTrump's pastor for 5 years @MarbleChurch. I assure you, he had the "option" to come to Bible study. He never "opted" in. Nor did he ever actually enter the church doors. Not one time. https://t.co/hf06e6LyRz

— David Lewicki (@dlewicki) January 29, 2019

"Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise, it costs nothing." -Edmund Burke

— David Lewicki (@dlewicki) January 29, 2019

Congresswoman-Elect Claps Back At Trump Junior

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

After one of the biggest upsets in the political world, Democratic Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (N.Y.) is not shy about clapping back at any detractors.

For some reason, Donald Trump Jr. thinks he can take shots at the soon-to-be Congresswoman.

She took a moment to point out to the Junior Trumpster the illogic of such moves.

I have noticed that Junior here has a habit of posting nonsense about me whenever the Mueller investigation heats up.

Please, keep it coming Jr - it’s definitely a “very, very large brain” idea to troll a member of a body that will have subpoena power in a month.

Have fun! https://t.co/oQ6MsdJYCk

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) December 7, 2018

Sen. Bob Corker On Trump: "The White House Has Become An Adult Day Care Center"

Earlier this week, Sen. Bob Corker told reporters that some of Donald Trump's closest advisers are responsible for tamping down the "chaos" in the White House.

“I think Secretary Tillerson, Secretary Mattis and Chief of Staff Kelly are those people that help separate our country from chaos,” Corker said.

So, it was clearly a matter of time before Trump would take to Twitter to lash out at the Republican senator from Tennessee who recently announced he would not seek reelection next year.

This morning Trump tweeted:

"Senator Bob Corker "begged" me to endorse him for re-election in Tennessee. I said "NO" and he dropped out (said he could not win without.....my endorsement). He also wanted to be Secretary of State, I said "NO THANKS." He is also largely responsible for the horrendous Iran Deal! ...Hence, I would fully expect Corker to be a negative voice and stand in the way of our great agenda. Didn't have the guts to run!

Senator Bob Corker "begged" me to endorse him for re-election in Tennessee. I said "NO" and he dropped out (said he could not win without...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2017

..my endorsement). He also wanted to be Secretary of State, I said "NO THANKS." He is also largely responsible for the horrendous Iran Deal!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2017

...Hence, I would fully expect Corker to be a negative voice and stand in the way of our great agenda. Didn't have the guts to run!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2017

And Corker responded beautifully:

It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.

— Senator Bob Corker (@SenBobCorker) October 8, 2017

Two sources familiar with matter tell me this tweet is false. Trump told Corker multiple times he would endorse him. https://t.co/cZKfIUWXe0

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) October 8, 2017

Corker’s Chief of Staff to me just now: “Last week President Trump called Senator Corker and asked him to reconsider his decision not to seek reelection and said I would have endorsed you.”

— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) October 8, 2017

Looks like the president brought a knife to a gunfight. https://t.co/jGxdDMKjQv

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) October 8, 2017

The best members of Congress are those that have nothing left to lose. https://t.co/qZwZHNPVYV

— Francis J. Underwood (@RepUnderwoodSC) October 8, 2017

Strong nominee for best Senate GOP Trump Burn, 2017 https://t.co/iQSDKXthFo

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) October 8, 2017

Tweet Of The Day: Hillary Clinton

With Hillary Clinton all over the media promoting her new best-selling memoir What Happened, it was just a matter of time until the Tweeter in Chief, Donald Trump, chimed in about the book.

And right on cue, there he was last night tweeting, "Crooked Hillary Clinton blames everybody (and every thing) but herself for her election loss. She lost the debates and lost her direction!"

Crooked Hillary Clinton blames everybody (and every thing) but herself for her election loss. She lost the debates and lost her direction!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 14, 2017

But Hillary was ready for the troll and slapped back offering to send him another book she wrote, It Takes A Village: "If you didn't like that book, try this one — some good lessons in here about working together to solve problems. Happy to send a copy."

#FTW!

If you didn't like that book, try this one — some good lessons in here about working together to solve problems. Happy to send a copy. pic.twitter.com/7dmVJ44mZu

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 14, 2017

As predicted, What Happened has hit number one on several best-seller lists including Amazon :)

CNN Trolls Trump With List Of Recent White House Debacles

CNN's Brooke Baldwin read a list today, in no particular order, of White House disasters from just the last four weeks of Donald Trump's presidency.

The list includes classic Trump hits such as hiring (and firing) "The Mooch," cutting Reince Priebus and Steve Bannon loose, shaming Attorney General Jeff Sessions, making up congratulatory phone calls from the Boy Scouts and the Mexican president, threatening nuclear war with North Korea and more.

Trump supporters will accuse CNN of bias, but the fact of the matter is America has never seen a White House in this much disarray. And, every single news story listed did happen.

Watch, and enjoy.

A wild four weeks in the White House…summed up in minutes: https://t.co/fCjxg4TE59

— Brooke Baldwin (@BrookeBCNN) August 18, 2017

(h/t JoeMyGod)

Fake Campbell's Account Trolls Haters For Complaining About Gay Dads Commercial

This goes back a couple of years, but someone just brought it to my attention and I think it's hysterical.

You may recall in 2015 when Campbell Soups shared this adorable commercial with two dads and their son:

Apparently, a very funny jokester decided to chime in as "Campbells ForHelp" when haters would complain to the company on Facebook about the ad spot.

Read the hysterical responses below.

It clearly took people a long time to figure out the responses weren't coming from Campbells LOL...

(h/t RearFront)

"Family Guy" Trolls Kellyanne Conway In Campaign For Emmy Awards

Hit animated series Family Guy trolls White House counselor Kellyanne Conway and her patriotic outfit from Trump's inauguration in campaigning for Emmy Award votes.

Via Entertainment Weekly:

In a new for-your-consideration mailer that was sent to Emmy voters this week, Peter Griffin is doing his best impression of White House counselor and Anderson Cooper eyeroll recipient Kellyanne Conway, dressed in the $3600 red, white, and blue Gucci coat that she wore to President Donald Trump’s inauguration.

David Frum Trolls Trump "Nobody Could Have Known..."

The Atlantic's senior editor, David Frum, trolled President Trump on his lack of insight on the difficulties of being president.

Trump told Reuters reporters this week that he thought being president would be "easier."

Nobody could have known the presidency was hard.

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

As Newt Gingrich pointed out, nobody could have known that the president is sometimes criticized and occasionally does not get his own way

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

All this information was cunningly concealed by being put in books and other forms of writing

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Also , nobody could have known that 2 year old tweets are retrievable

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Nobody could have known it was wrong for a former head of an intelligence agency to accept money from foreign governments

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Nobody could have known that a few dozen little white lies about things like wiretapping could cause so much trouble

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Nobody could have known that removing health coverage from tens of millions of people might have political consequences

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Nobody could have known that tax plans are supposed to come with numbers

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Nobody could have known that they tally and publish how much your weekend golf excursions cost the public

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Nobody could have known that the Indian and the Pacific are different oceans

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Nobody could have known that Congress would ask questions if you accepted $400 million from a state controlled Chinese bank

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Nobody could have known that when photographed with children, you're supposed to pretend to like them

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Nobody could have known that threatening to cancel a 30 year old trillion dollar North American trade deal might upset anybody

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Nobody could have known that his wife often looks unhappy when his back is turned

— David Frum (@davidfrum) April 28, 2017

Tweet Of The Day: Hillary Clinton

Democratic political consultant Philippe Reines, who worked for the Hillary Clinton campaign, today tweeted, “Russians spy. Health Care is complicated. Diplomacy is exhausting. Who knew?”

Seeing the tweet, Hillary trolled Trump with a four-word reply, “Things I learned today."

Bravo.

Russians spy.
Health Care is complicated.
Diplomacy is exhausting.

Who knew?

— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) March 17, 2017

Things I learned today. https://t.co/lM2xAjIg3H

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 17, 2017

Hillary Clinton Trolls Trump On Debate "Polls"

Check out Hillary Clinton's sly Twitter trolling of Donald Trump today which comes after Trump's heavily panned speech (he was literally booed) last night at the Alfred E. Smith charity dinner

As many folks know, Clinton won every scientific poll conducted after the 3rd presidential debate this week.

Trump loves cooing over the results ofnon-scientific "widget" polls conducted on websites which commonly have a few thousand of his followers hitting "vote, refresh, vote, refresh" thousands of times.

You might even say the widgets were hacked ;)

And just to show balance, even conservatives like Bill Kristol laughed at the Trump tweet.

Laugh Of The Day: Michelle Obama

First Lady Michelle Obama trolled GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump with a little "is this mic on" action while stumping for Hillary Clinton today.

Snork!

"I've watched her - when she gets knocked down, she doesn't complain. She doesn't cry fowl (tapping the microphone). NO, she gets right back up."

You'll recall the Trumpster blamed part of his poor performance at the first presidential debate on a 'faulty mic,' hinting that Hillary sabotaged him.

Smooth, Michelle, smooth.

This mic is *definitely* on. pic.twitter.com/OgJjYbhOzD

— Mic (@mic) October 4, 2016

Commercial: Tecate Beer Trolls Donald Trump With #TecateBeerWall

Riffing on Donald Trump's infamous "wall," Tecate Beer trolls Trump with their own idea for a wall.

A three foot high wall where folks can get together and have beers.

Note this "Trumpian" statement from Saatchi & Saatchi New York's Chris Moreira:

“This is a tremendous idea for Tecate. It really is the best idea. We worked with the best clients and hired the best people to work on it. Only the best. It’s terrific.”

(h/t JoeMyGod)

MSNBC Has No Time For Trump's Fake Stories

MSNBC trolls Donald Trump while reporting on his story that he saw a secret video of a clandestine cash exchange between Iran and the US.

Note the chyron: "Trump says he watched (nonexistent) video of Iran receiving cash."

WTF!

ROTFL....

Donald Trump Will Be Trolling The Democratic Debate On Twitter

At the request of many, and even though I expect it to be a very boring two hours, I will be covering the Democrat Debate live on twitter!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 13, 2015

Donald Trump tweets that he plans on trolling the Democratic debate on Twitter tonight.

He later congratulated himself on how "everyone's talking" about his plan.

Lord, what an ego.

Everybody's talking about my doing twitter during the likely very boring debate tonight. @realDonaldTrump #DemDebate

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 13, 2015

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and current Dem front-runner Hillary Clinton trolled back a bit herself :)

.@realDonaldTrump Glad you'll be watching. It's going to be "huge."

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 13, 2015

Politico Trolls Donald Trump After His Latest Attack

Political news site Politico is currently the target du jour of Donald Trump attack's on media he doesn't like.

But the folks at Politico are trolling him right back with an article titled "The 199 Most Donald Trump Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said."

Just a few choice bits:

• “I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.” ( USA Today, May 20, 1991)

• “… she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” (ABC’s “The View,” March 6, 2006)

• “If I get my name in the paper, if people pay attention, that’s what matters.” ( Donald Trump: Master Apprentice, 2005)

• “Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.” (ABC’s “Good Morning America,” March 17, 2011)


(h/t JMG)

UK Man Trolls Anti-Gay Trolls At Chester Pride Festival

In a video posted to Vimeo Sunday, Dean Paton from Chester-based ‘heritage and education’ company Big Heritage decided on his own plan to handle anti-gay trolls who held signs protesting the Pride Festival in Chester, England.

He calmly took his place next to the haters holding sign with hate speech, then unrolled his own sign which read: "Homophobes are statistically more likely to be gay."

Bravo, Dean!

(h/t Attitude)

Fox News Personalities Call Out Donald Trump For Trolling Megyn Kelly

.@megynkelly must have had a terrible vacation, she is really off her game. Was afraid to confront Dr. Cornel West. No clue on immigration!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2015

Donald Trump clearly couldn't resist renewing his attacks on Fox News channel primetime host Megyn Kelly as she returned from her sudden vacation, which happened on the heels of her GOP debate dustup a couple of weeks ago.

I liked The Kelly File much better without @megynkelly. Perhaps she could take another eleven day unscheduled vacation!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2015

Trump even retweeted a supporter's tweet calling Kelly a bimbo.

"@mstanish53: @realDonaldTrump @megynkelly The bimbo back in town . I hope not for long ."

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2015

After all that, Kelly's co-workers at Fox News are done with the classless and childish attacks. Check out just a few of the heavy-hitters from Fox complaining about the Donald.

i like @realDonaldTrump but his personal & professional attacks on @megynkelly r unwarranted-unacceptable- has 2 stop- @foxandfriends

— Brian Kilmeade (@kilmeade) August 25, 2015

Easy, Mr. Trump. http://t.co/NhSd8KqeH4

— Bill Hemmer (@BillHemmer) August 25, 2015

It's been 19 days since the debate- @realDonaldTrump has made his feelings clear. But THIS needs to stop http://t.co/8BmVPZTGdp #let-it-go

— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) August 25, 2015

Wish pal @realDonaldTrump would cool feud with @megynkelly Point is made boss. Now world needs you to use bully pulpit to address big issues

— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) August 25, 2015