Liberal Redneck: "The Right To Bear Harm"

Trae Crowder, the "Liberal Redneck," is back with a YouTube rant on the idea of more guns in schools."

First porch rant is awhile is about guns again. Gettin hard not to talk about guns yall. Call me a radical, but I could do without wholesale slaughter. But that's just me.

And Crowder is not shy on his funny but also clear-headed opinions on guns in schools.

"Look, I love teachers - noble profession. But in my time as a student I saw enough of those mothersf*ckers show up too hung over to operate a VCR. And you want to give them an AR-15?"

"It's funny to me that when Democrats want to give medications to poor kids the GOP screams 'This is not a socialist country.' But when someone mentions making art class into a Sylvester Stallone movie, well all of a sudden they're Bernie-f*cking-Sanders."

Crowder also takes on the Lt. Governor of Georgia who literally threatened Delta Airlines (largest employer in his state) for putting an end to NRA travel discounts.

Watch Trae's spot-on commentary below.

Redneck Liberal: Roy Moore Is A Poorly Written Villian From Dukes Of Hazard

"Liberal Redneck" Trae Crowder is looking ahead to tomorrow's special election in Alabama to replace now-Attorney General Jeff Sessions, and like usual, he gets right to the heart of the matter.

Just a bit from Crowder

"The people of Alabama's choices are Democrat Doug Jones, and a poorly written villain from a fucking Dukes of Hazzard episode.

"Seriously y'all, even when you take into account that the man that they’re replacing is a f**king Hobbit from an alternate universe where JRR Tolkien owns slaves, Roy Moore is an unbelievable bag of sh*t.

"He’s a judge who’s been kicked off the bench twice for refusing to do his job, he’s taken money from his own non-profit, he’s openly admitted that he thinks the last time America was great was before the Civil War, he thinks all legislation should be drafted by Jesus, and he presumably believes that the Devil invented dinosaurs and gay people.”

Watch below.

The Liberal Redneck & Buddies Perform For Gay Naturists

The Liberal Redneck, Trae Crowder, and buddies Drew Morgan and Corey Ryan Forrester were recently invited to perform for the Gay Naturists International event in the Poconos.

Only snag was: Crowder assumed the word "nature" being a part of the title meant it had something to do with - what else? - nature.

Or the environment.

Or, something.

And he was kinda sorta right, but not really.

Check out Trae, Drew and Corey as they explore the world of gay nude guys in the wild :)

Redneck Liberal: Virginia Is For Lovers, Not Nazis

Trae Crowder, America's "Redneck Liberal"

From Trae Crowder, America's "Redneck Liberal:"

"I'm absolutely disgusted by this weekend in Charlottesville. But I maintain....love will prevail y'all."

“I don’t know that there’s any symbol that’s more inherently un-American than the Confederate flag. It’s sorta the point of the fucking thing."

"Ultimately, at their core, these people are losers. Losers who fetishize other losers."

Watch Trae rock this rant below:

Liberal Redneck: "Where's the Smoke, Comey's Fired"

Liberal redneck Trae Crowder is all fired up over President Trump firing FBI Director James Comey.

"Are yall seein this shit man?!"

Liberal Redneck On Trump's Military Flexing - "It All Feels A Little 'Wag The Dog-y'"

Trae Crowder is back with his southern perspective on why President Trump is getting all "Wag the Dog-y" about North Korea and Afghanistan.

"Trump tryin to start like 8 wars at once, because why the hell not? I mean, it ain't like they's anything else goin on."

And then there's the metaphorical tale of "Bobby" and "Randy." Hit play, and it'll all make sense.

Liberal Redneck: "Parks And The Outdoors And Trump And Stuff"

Trae Crowder, everyone's favorite "Liberal Redneck" is back to recap President Trump's "generous" donation to National Park Service after cutting their budget by $1.5 Billion.

Clip description: The president found a way to make donating money to charity shitty. No small feat. Unlike his feet, which are tiny. Like his hands. He sucks. Love yall.

Liberal Redneck: TrumpCare Is So Profoundly Terrible Even Most Republicans Hate It

The internet's favorite "Liberal Redneck," Trae Crowder, shares his thoughts on the healthcare proposal TrumpCare, which he says is so “profoundly terrible that even most Republicans hate it.”

Along the way, Crowder takes “senior Trump administration anus polisher Jason Chaffetz” to task for his comments about choosing between health care and an iPhone.

“That sh*t is like telling somebody that if they can’t afford their work truck payment this month then maybe they shouldn’t have bought those blue jeans back in October. The cost of an iPhone won’t get you two aspirins and a slap on the ass in an American hospital.”

Liberal Redneck Thanks President Obama For "Pissing Off Sh*tty White People"

Trae Crowder, everyone's favorite "Liberal Redneck,” took a moment to thank President Obama, “everybody’s gun-hating Muslim from Kenya,” for "pissing off sh*tty white people."

Via Raw Story:

“I loved his message, his ideas — he was different, he was young, he was cool, he was funny,” Crowder said. “Most importantly of all, to me, he was an unparalleled expert at pissing off sh*tty white people.”

Crowder considers himself a connoisseur of the art of pissing off sh*tty white people, saying he likes to sit around in a Colin Kaepernick jersey listening to the Dixie Chicks and watching YouTube videos of Tim Tebow’s failures.

“When it comes to pissing off sh*tty white people, Barack Hussein Obama is a first-ballot hall-of-famer,” Crowder said. “He changed the game. Ain’t nobody done it like he done it — nobody.”

Liberal Redneck: In Defense Of Dixie

Trae Crowder, the "Liberal Redneck," addresses some of the misconceptions about American Southerners he encounters when he's on tour.

Don't miss Crowder on next week's Bill Maher show on HBO, October 14th.

Liberal Redneck: Trump’s Campaign Is A ‘S--tshow’

Clip description: Hillbilly-in-Chief Trae Crowder doesn’t want to talk about Donald Trump all the damn time, but the son of a b---h is making it way too hard to talk about anything else.

“I took a week off from Trump to talk about the Olympics and in the intervening time he has heavily implied someone should shoot Hillary Clinton.

"He explicitly stated multiple times that Obama founded ISIS.

"He went after freedom of the press again saying it should be illegal for the media just be able to publish anything they want about him, especially when it’s false.

"Can you imagine if they were saying some truly outrageous shit, like accusing of him, like, I don’t know, of not being an American citizen or, like, being a secret Muslim, or something like that?”

"Liberal Redneck" On DNC's Email Problem

Trae Crowder, everyone's favorite "Liberal Redneck," isn't interested in talking about the Democratic National Convention.

Instead he's diving into the deep end of the Democrats email scandal and hacking, which he admits isn't good, but is really just the Deflategate of political scandals.

"Liberal Redneck" On The Republican National Convention

Trae Crowder, "The Liberal Redneck," offers his sympathies to Cleveland after a week-long invasion from the Republican National Convention.

Trae takes on speeches from Melania Trump, Ted Cruz and of course the Republican candidate for President himself, Donald Trump.

Plus, the "Hillbilly-In-Chief" shares the one "glimmer of sunlight" he saw "through the shit cyclone that was the Republican National Convention."

Truth and humor makes a formidable team here. Watch below.

"Liberal Redneck" Talks Black Lives Matter Movement

"Liberal Redneck" Trae Crowder is back with his funny - but accurate - take on the Black Lives Matter movement and his fellow rednecks.

Make sure you watch to the end where Trae gets to the heart of the matter.

Clip description: Trae is a little surprised bout the popular attitude among rednecks toward BLM, specially considerin they own relationship with the law.

"Liberal Redneck" Weighs In On Email-Gate

The Daily News "Hillbilly-in-Chief" Trae Crowder is thrilled the FBI has decided to drop this whole business of charging Hillary over her emails because it ‘means this bullsh-- is not going to be the mechanism through which Donald Trump walks away with the presidency.”

Liberal Redneck - Make America White Again?

America's favorite "Liberal Redneck" Trae Crowder chimes in on the idiot in Tennessee who erected "Make America White Again" billboards.

Here's a hint: Liberal Redneck ain't like it.

The Liberal Redneck Gets Serious On Orlando Shooting

I've run several pieces by the usually hilarious Liberal Redneck. But this time, LB gets serious on the subject of the Orlando nightclub shooting.

From the New York Daily News:

There’s no joke to be told here for Daily News Hillbilly-in-Chief Trae Crowder following the massacre in Orlando. In an impassioned and powerful appeal to stop the “archaic lunacy” of religious and gun fanaticism, Crowder breaks it down to its most granular level on whether you’re on the side of love or hate.

“Saying that gay people shouldn’t be allowed to get married or be parents is not the same as murdering them, OK? Clearly. But that is where this road leads. This is what happens when zealous hate masquerading as faith is allowed to go unchecked.”

Imminently watchable.

Liberal Redneck: NRA Thinks More Guns Solves Everything

Trae Crowder, everyone's favorite "Liberal Redneck," has gone and gotten himself all connected up with the New York Daily News as their "Hillbilly-in-Chief."

Crowder talks about how the National Rifle Association obsessively thinks that the solution to every problem is always MORE GUNS.

Liberal Redneck: "The Truth About Trump"

Comedian Trae Crowder is back as the "Liberal Redneck."

And while the jokes are still funny, Crowder has a bit more sober message along the way about the dangers of underestimating the Trumpster.

“I’m starting to worry about how quickly people on the left are to dismiss him and his legion of misspelled sign toting fans. Look, y’all, I’ve been confused by it too, Because for literally my whole life, this dude has been the Quentin Tarantino of being a rich douche. He has truly revolutionized the form.”

Liberal Redneck Rejoices On News Of Ted Cruz Dropping Out Of Race For White House

Ted Cruz dropped out of the race and "Liberal Redneck" Trae Crowder is plum tickled by it.