Because we can't be serious ALL the time.
Stephen Colbert of The Late Show offers HIS recap of the first presidential debate.
He pretty much gets it all in here: the "Trump sniffle," the "women are pigs" thing, Trump's favorite word, "no."
From Entertainment Weekly:
During his monologue on Monday’s live edition of The Late Show, Colbert called out Trump’s sniffles, joking that Trump “sounded like he was fighting off a cold with cocaine.”
After playing a montage of Trump sniffling, Colbert added, “He sounded like the coked-up best man in the bathroom at a wedding. ‘You guys, I got it, I know how we can fix the entire economy. Let’s buy a boat.’”