Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Monday, August 27, 2018

Gus Kenworthy's 3-Way "Sean Cody" Tweet With Shawn Mendes & Colton Haynes

Shawn Mendes, Colton Haynes and Gus Kenworthy(image via Twitter)

Olympic skier Gus Kenworthy was crushing hard on pop star Shawn Mendes as he attended last night’s iHearRadio MMVAs this weekend.

The event, which celebrates the year’s best in music videos, brought the hunky Olympic silver medalist face to face with his celeb crush, Mendes, on the red carpet.

Before the fun, though, Kenworthy shared a totally swoon-worthy pre-game pic in a white fluffy robe complete with chest fur:


While traveling to the awards, Gus shared the amped-up anticipation of seeing his fave pop star at the event:


A short time later - there he was, Shawn Mendes, on the red carpet. Kenworthy couldn't help himself as he took a profile creeper shot of the singer, who was nominated for 8 awards at the event, by the way. #NotTooShabby


It wasn’t long before Kenworthy shared a selfie that broke gay Instagram as he posed with Mendes and what appeared to be a photobombing Colton Haynes.

Gushing Gus snapped that shot and sent it out onto the Twitterverse with the logo for porn company Sean Cody in the corner and the caption, “New video coming soon!”



On Instagram, Kenworthy shared the same pic but with a different message, shooing Haynes away from the scene, writing, “COLTON GET OUT OF OUR ENGAGEMENT PHOTO!!!”

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Now, in case you’re wondering where Kenworthy’s hunky boyfriend Matt Wilkas was in all this tongue-wagging, Kenworthy assured us there’s room in his life for both Wilkas and Mendes as she shared a pic of all three together with arrows labeling Wilkas “boyfriend” and Mendes “husband.”

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While Mendes has told the world he’s not gay, he is an ally and clearly happy to join the hi-jinks.

Thanks to Gus and the guys for letting us in on the fun.

(all images via Gus Kenworthy social media)

Friday, February 17, 2017

Trump News Conference: "One For The Ages?"


President Trump's press conference yesterday was easily THE news of the day.

Folks from all over the political spectrum couldn't turn away.



Far-right talk radio's Rush Limbaugh called it "one of the most effective press conferences I have ever seen."

CNN’s Jake Tapper described it as “unhinged” and an airing of grievances à la Festivus.

Then there was this reaction on MSNBC's "Morning Joe" today:



And, of course, the late night comics had a field day:

Jimmy Kimmel: “Except for ‘Fox & Friends,’ the president is extremely angry at the news media. Apparently, he spends a lot of time watching people talk about him and it gets him riled up. Would someone unplug his TV and take his phone away before we all get blown to smithereens here?”

Stephen Colbert: “It was a robust one hour and 17 minutes long. That is beefy. So beefy, you could eat it with a fork. But you’re going to want to use a spoon to get every drop of the crazy.”

Trevor Noah: “We had a really nice show planned for you — very civil, very calm — and then, in the middle of the day, Hurricane Trump happened. Again.”

Sunday, June 28, 2015

CNN Asks Donald Trump: What's So Traditional About Your Three Marriages?


CNN's Jake Tapper asks GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump how he can say he only support "traditional marriage" when he himself has been married three times...?

Trump's answer? He really doesn't give one.

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Pioneer Press Tweets Dick Joke About Aaron RodgersThen Deletes Tweet


In the above Tweet, newspaper Pioneer Press attempted to be clever about a story about Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who apparently tugs on the red beard of a fan at every home game for luck.

I'm guessing the sexual innuendo was a little too 6th grade for some readers.

Pioneer Press followed up with this tweet when called out:



Unconfirmed, gay rumors have been swirling around Rodgers for sometime. Last year, Rodgers told 540 ESPN Milwaukee, “I’m just going to say I’m not gay. I really, really like women. That’s all I can really say about that.”

Monday, April 28, 2014

Joke of the day: Be Strong


A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

(via Facebook)

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Donald Trump gives one on one interview to "irrelevant" Buzzfeed

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/435959464379056129

"The Donald" is upset about a story on Buzzfeed by McKay Coppins, who was apparently "relevant" enough to be flown down to Trump's Florida home on his private plane for a one on one interview.

Read the telling but not surprising article over at Buzzfeed.  Interesting reading.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Sarah Palin "considering" US Senate run

Politico reports that Sarah Palin, former half-term Governor of Alaska, is considering a run for the U.S. Senate in her home state:

“I’ve considered it because people have requested me considering it, but I’m still waiting to see what the lineup will be and hoping that … there will be some new blood, some new energy,” the former governor told Sean Hannity during an appearance on his radio show.

Two Republicans have already announced challenges to Democratic freshman Sen. Mark Begich: Lt. Gov. Mead Treadwell and 2010 GOP nominee Joe Miller.

The numbers don't look great for Palin right now, though.

According to a recent PPP poll, in a hypothetical race, Begich leads Palin by a sizable margin - 54% vs. 38%

Palin's numbers are a reflection of her continuing to be very unpopular on the home front- 34% of voters see her positively to 59% with a negative opinion.

She, of course, won't run for three reasons:

She doesn't want to give up the big paycheck from FOX News.

She doesn't want to be accountable to folks if she returns to elected office.

She runs and loses - her political "star" is dimmed that much more.

Won't happen.