Right-Wing Nuts Theorize Obama Had Justice Scalia Murdered

Well, you knew this was coming.

Folks across the Tea People population theorize that President Obama had Justice Antonin Scalia killed so that Obama could make one more SCOTUS nomination before leaving office.

Because folks don't die at the age of 79, don't you know?

Back here in Reality, the coroner in very Red Texas ruled the cause of Scalia's death was from heart attack.

Watch one of the conspiracy theory folks explain the "murder" of Scalia. 

Tea People Say "Anti-Muslim" Trump Supporter Is Fake

Of course, after several days of the "anti-Muslim/Donald Trump supporter" debacle, the Tea People have decided that "Bill from White Plains" must have been a plant, a fake, a ruse!!!

Sorry for the auto-play.

(h/t JMG)

Right-Wing Pundits Stoke Ebola Hysteria

It's incredible the wild, conspiracy theories the right-wing wackos are spreading.

Many are saying things like "President Obama WANTS Ebola to spread in the US because slavery...?"

Wow.

Strange. I don't recall when thousands of Americans were dying of AIDS in the 1980s all this right-wing, conservative concern.

Reagan ignored the issue of AIDS spreading across the country until over 20,000 Americans died. As of today, there have been (sadly) one death from Ebola in America.

Where was the outrage then? Where was the concern?

Oh. Right. The gays...

Right-wing radio host launches the birth of the "Pregnancy Truthers"

Right-wing radio host Steve Malzberg, speaking about on the news of Chelsea Clinton's impending birth:

"Chelsea Clinton is having a baby, she announced it and lo and behold, Hillary was by her side.

"Hillary is going to be a grandmother. And an expected grandmother while she runs for president.

"I don’t mean that they’re making up she’s pregnant, OK? But what great timing! I mean, purely accidental, purely an act of nature, purely just left up to God, and God answered Hillary Clinton’s prayers and she’s going to have the prop of being a new grandma while she runs for president." 

So, Chelsea Clinton has famous parents who are happy to be first time grand-parents, and Steve Malzberg tosses out some red meat that the birth is part of an all-encompassing scheme to win votes for a presidential run that hasn't even been announced yet.

SRSLY.