DC City Council Trolls Donald Trump Over "Giant Tank Parade"

"No tanks"

In light of Donald Trump's proposed "small dick/big ego" military parade, the City Council of Washington D.C. brilliantly trolled the president today tweeting:

"The DC government will open on time today. DC Public Schools will open on time today. Sadly, the Giant Tank Parade is cancelled. Permanently."

The Washington Post reported yesterday that Donald Trump has ordered the Pentagon to begin planning a huge military parade in a show of the United States' military strength.

The White House later confirmed the report.

Veterans groups are suggesting the millions of dollars to stage a parade would be better spent improving the lives of our veterans.

The DC government will open on time today.
DC Public Schools will open on time today.
Sadly, the Giant Tank Parade is cancelled. Permanently. pic.twitter.com/mQmElqs3Tt

— Council of DC (@councilofdc) February 7, 2018

(h/t JoeMyGod)