Hot cup of crazy: Kevin Dujan

"If you’ve ever known anyone who is a drug addict, you’d see it’s obvious that Barack Obama was high on cocaine the night of Benghazi; it is the only logical explanation for his disappearance and the White House’s refusal to comment on what he was doing at the time.  Since this was a night of great crisis for our country, the only logical reason that the White House won’t explain where the president was is if this man was high as a kite on illegal narcotics at the time. He reappeared again the next day, briefly, before jetting off to fabulous Las Vegas for a fun-and-games fundraiser event he had scheduled there (where, it also should be noted, not only Chippendales but also Thunder From Down Under male revues are regularly held.)" - gay conservative blogger Kevin DuJan

Now, first of all, I gotta say: "the ONLY logical explanation for his disappearance?" Umm, it was the middle of the night.  What did you want, Kevin?  For the President to go on national TV and talk about something he didn't have all the facts for? SRSLY?

And second: what's wrong with the Chippendales?  Now, the Chippendales are a bad thing?

And you think folks won't date you because you're a conservative?  I got a news flash for you - folks don't wanna date 'crazy.'  Case closed.

Seriously, man.  You are one hot cup of crazy.

(h/t JMG)