Trump: "Crazy Joe Biden" Would Go Down "Fast And Hard" If We Faced Off

Donald Trump (L) and Joe Biden (R)

Earlier this week, former Vice President Joe Biden told an audience that he might have "beat the hell out of" Donald Turmp if they were in high school regarding Trump's lewd comments about women in the now-infamous "Access Hollywood" video.

“They asked me would I like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him,” Biden shared with the crowd at the University of Miami.

I'm guessing Trump ate his Wheaties (although that sounds awfully healthy for him) this morning, because he was feeling a rough and tough about Biden tweeting "Crazy Joe Biden" would actually "go down fast and hard" if they actually faced off.

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018

Biden is rumored to be considering a White House run in 2020 which is probably what really set Trump off.

I won't even get into the "less-than-presidential" thing with Trump.

Cadet Bone Spurs, who ran off stage at one of his rallies and claimed someone tried to assassinate him with a cardboard sign, was terrified by an eagle flapping its wings, is afraid of immigrants, Muslims, strong women, stairs, etc., thinks his big mouth makes him a tough guy. 😂 https://t.co/bh7V3f2c8h

— Facts Do Matter (@WilDonnelly) March 22, 2018

If only Trump would say this about Vladimir Putin - a man who attacked our nation. Whatever Putin has on Trump must be HORRIBLE! https://t.co/QJ2D0Q3SuX

— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) March 22, 2018

#BREAKING: @realDonaldTrump cites bone spurs and receives 5 deferments to avoid ACTUALLY having to fight "Crazy Joe Biden." #MAGA #CadetBoneSpurs

— Donald J. Trump (@BiglyPrez) March 22, 2018

But no one trolls Trump like former White House photographer Pete Souza:

“Wait until he sees the Biden shuffle. First, I’ll tire him out, then BOOM, I’ll excoriate him with a one, two.”

A post shared by Pete Souza (@petesouza) on Mar 22, 2018 at 6:09am PDT