Video: "Open Your Mouth"

Lance Bass, the Village People, Susan Boyle, Wynonna Judd and Tiffany are just a few of the "interesting" names Miracle Whip has gathered together for a parody of the "We Are the World" video in which they sing with mock sincerity about the processed spread.

My dad loved Miracle Whip. I'm a mayo guy. But don't judge, kids. There's room for all kinds of spread in the world.