GOP humor - so funny I forgot to laugh...

"There was a disappointment tonight. I was very embarrassed. I was in this parking lot and there was a man looking for a space to park, and I found a space for him. And I felt badly -- he looked like he was sort of in distress. And I said, 'Sir, here's a place.' And he said, 'That's a handicapped space.' I said, 'Oh I'm so sorry, I saw that Obama sticker and I thought you were mentally retarded." - Pennsylvania Allegheny County GOP Chairman Jim Roddey, speaking last night at a Romney fundraiser. The crowd roared.

Via JoeMyGod

Elton John goes after Madonna - again - in Australian interview

Elton John really seems to have it out for Madonna.

In an interview with Australian journalist Molly Meldrum, Elton dissed Madge in addition to talking about his own career, and his 19-month-old son Zachary:  "Fate took a big hand in my life."

Lady Gaga is Elton's son's godmother, and Elton took the opportunity to offer his opinion on some of her pop music peers, including Madonna, about whom he didn't mince words.

"Her career's over. Her tour's been a disaster. And it couldn't happen to a bigger c*nt."

He added:  “If Madonna had any common sense she would have made a record like Ray Of Light and stayed away from the dance stuff and just been a great pop singer and make great pop records, which she does brilliantly. But no, she had to prove that she was like... and she looks like a f*cking fairground stripper. She's been so horrible to Gaga.”

Via Towleroad

Yes, Virginia, there are mean people like this out in the world...

Anti-gay Maggie Gallagher shows you how to defend your anti-gay, anti-equality views at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Can you believe she took the time to make this video?

Can you believe she let someone cut her hair like that?