Friday, August 3, 2012

Dan Cathy believes in the "biblical definition of the family"

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Dan Cathy of Chick-Fil-A believes in the "biblical definition of the family unit."

So here we go on the "biblical definition of the family unit":
  • Marriages must be in the same faith
  • Not only should a wife be subordinate (Ephisians 5:22), but she must prove her virginity lest she be stoned (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
  • Marriages should be arranged
  • If a woman's husband dies without having had a son, she must marry his brother and have intercourse with him until they have a son (Mark 12:18-27)
  • Many of the "men of god" were not only married but had at least one concubine (Abraham, Caleb, Solomon)
  • God frequently blessed polygamists (Esau, Jacob, Gideon, David, Solomon, Behshazzarr)
So - Chick-Fil-A lovers - go get some chicken sandwiches, stone your non-virgin wives, get a concubine and get right with the Bible!