Wrestler Underestimates The Power Of His Opponent's Penis

If you've ever been fascinated by the acting skills of pro wrestlers, check this out.

Wrestler Joey Ryan wins his match merely by flexing his penis.

From the NY Daily News:

The competition to find a finishing move better than Joey Ryan’s is gonna be stiff.

The wrestler won his match with Danshoku Dino in Osaka, Japan, by using penis power. Dino grabbed Ryan’s crotch and the mustached mauler disapprovingly shook his head — “No, no, no,” he said — before flexing his penis and dropping Dino in pain.

Why didn’t he just let go? It’s pro wrestling, that’s why. And if he let go, we wouldn’t have this clip.

(h/t JMG)