Pete LaBarbera wonders aloud about how to consummate marriage

Do you like how his patented phrase - "homosexual so-called marriage" - rolls off his tongue?

And by the way, if Porno Pete would like for me to explain how marriage is consummated, let him know I'll be happy to give him a run down. I think it's kind of a strange question though. Does Pete ever wonder how heterosexual couples consummate their marriages? Isn't that rather odd to ask? Why is he so interested in people's bedroom behavior?

Things that make you go "hmm..."